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Name: 4XL Lance Woods
Brand: Mr Hankey's Toys
Price: 269.95 USD
Availability: OutOfStock

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XXL Lance Woods Mr Hankey's Toys

girth11.3″ usable 12.2″ feelsoft–extra-firm

$209.95

4XL Lance Woods Mr Hankey's Toys

girth13.0″ usable 14.3″ feelsoft–extra-firm

$269.95

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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XXL Lance Woods12.2″ usable · widest shaft point 11.3″
4XL Lance Woods14.3″ usable · widest shaft point 13.0″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	XXL Lance Woods	4XL Lance Woods
Usable length	12.2″	14.3″
Total length	16.3″	19.0″
Widest girth	11.3″	13.0″
Narrowest girth	9.0″	10.2″
Tip girth	9.0″	10.2″
Mid girth	11.3″	13.0″
Base girth	10.5″	12.2″
Firmness options	soft–extra-firm	soft–extra-firm
Knot	no	no

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

Stepping up from the XXL to the 4XL adds 1.7″ of girth: 11.3″ around becomes 13.0″.
That’s over an inch in one step. Owners who’ve worked up sizes generally suggest half an inch to an inch of girth at a time, so this is a jump rather than a nudge — the one to be careful with if the XXL already sits near your limit.
The 4XL is the longer of the two: 12.2″ of usable length becomes 14.3″.
Both sizes come in the same firmness options (soft–extra-firm), so feel isn’t a variable here — only size is.
Between the two? There’s no rung between them in the sizes we track for this sculpt — so it’s the XXL, or a different sculpt that lands in the gap.

See the XXL Lance Woods → See the 4XL Lance Woods →

The other sizes of this sculpt

Same sculpt, the other steps in its size ladder — each one measured the same way.