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Name: Medium Hotkinkyjo Bulge Balls
Brand: Mr Hankey's Toys
Price: 149.95 USD
Availability: OutOfStock

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Small Hotkinkyjo Bulge Balls by Mr Hankey's Toys

Small Hotkinkyjo Bulge Balls Mr Hankey's Toys

girth8.5″ usable 8.0″ feelsoft–extra-firm

$139.95

Medium Hotkinkyjo Bulge Balls by Mr Hankey's Toys

Medium Hotkinkyjo Bulge Balls Mr Hankey's Toys

girth8.5″ usable 10.0″ feelsoft–extra-firm

$149.95

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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Small Hotkinkyjo Bulge Balls8.0″ usable · widest shaft point 8.5″
Medium Hotkinkyjo Bulge Balls10.0″ usable · widest shaft point 8.5″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	Small Hotkinkyjo Bulge Balls	Medium Hotkinkyjo Bulge Balls
Usable length	8.0″	10.0″
Total length	9.3″	11.0″
Widest girth	8.5″	8.5″
Narrowest girth	8.5″	8.5″
Tip girth	8.5″	8.5″
Mid girth	8.5″	8.5″
Base girth	8.5″	8.5″
Firmness options	soft–extra-firm	soft–extra-firm
Knot	no	no

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

Girth barely moves between these two — 8.5″ around the shaft either way. Length is what you’re actually choosing between.
The Medium is the longer of the two: 8.0″ of usable length becomes 10.0″.
Both sizes come in the same firmness options (soft–extra-firm), so feel isn’t a variable here — only size is.

See the Small Hotkinkyjo Bulge Balls → See the Medium Hotkinkyjo Bulge Balls →

The other sizes of this sculpt

Same sculpt, the other steps in its size ladder — each one measured the same way.