Goldilocks measures and compares adult toys. Everything here is written in plain words, and none of it is for under-18s.
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Two rungs of the same ladder: Mr Hankey's Toys’s Gut Puncher in XXL and 4XL — drawn on top of each other to scale, so the step between them is something you can see rather than subtract.
Wider than the page here — scroll the chart sideways for the rest of the range. It's drawn at one fixed scale so every size stays directly comparable.
Wider than the page here — scroll the chart sideways for the rest of the range. It's drawn at one fixed scale so every size stays directly comparable.
| XXL Gut Puncher | 4XL Gut Puncher | |
|---|---|---|
| Usable length | 14.3″ | 16.5″ |
| Total length | 15.2″ | 17.6″ |
| Widest girth | 13.0″ | 15.2″ |
| Narrowest girth | 9.6″ | 11.5″ |
| Tip girth | 12.2″ | 14.6″ |
| Mid girth | 9.6″ | 11.5″ |
| Base girth | 13.0″ | 15.2″ |
| Firmness options | soft–extra-firm | soft–extra-firm |
| Knot | no | no |