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Name: XXL Boss Hogg
Brand: Mr Hankey's Toys
Price: 194.95 USD
Availability: OutOfStock

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LG/XL Boss Hogg Mr Hankey's Toys

girth12.5″ usable 12.0″ feelsoft–extra-firm

$169.95

XXL Boss Hogg Mr Hankey's Toys

girth13.0″ usable 13.0″ feelsoft–extra-firm

$194.95

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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LG/XL Boss Hogg12.0″ usable · widest shaft point 12.5″
XXL Boss Hogg13.0″ usable · widest shaft point 13.0″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	LG/XL Boss Hogg	XXL Boss Hogg
Usable length	12.0″	13.0″
Total length	13.0″	14.0″
Widest girth	12.5″	13.0″
Narrowest girth	9.0″	9.5″
Tip girth	9.0″	9.5″
Mid girth	12.5″	13.0″
Base girth	10.7″	11.3″
Firmness options	soft–extra-firm	soft–extra-firm
Knot	no	no

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

Stepping up from the LG/XL to the XXL adds 0.5″ of girth: 12.5″ around becomes 13.0″.
That’s a modest step: comfortably inside the half-inch-per-step increment people usually recommend.
The XXL is the longer of the two: 12.0″ of usable length becomes 13.0″.
Both sizes come in the same firmness options (soft–extra-firm), so feel isn’t a variable here — only size is.

See the LG/XL Boss Hogg → See the XXL Boss Hogg →

The other sizes of this sculpt

Same sculpt, the other steps in its size ladder — each one measured the same way.