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Name: XL Beowulf
Brand: Mr Hankey's Toys
Price: 186.95 USD
Availability: OutOfStock

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Large Beowulf Mr Hankey's Toys

girth10.5″ usable 11.5″ feelsoft–extra-firm

$172.95

XL Beowulf Mr Hankey's Toys

girth12.0″ usable 13.0″ feelsoft–extra-firm

$186.95

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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Large Beowulf11.5″ usable · widest shaft point 10.5″
XL Beowulf13.0″ usable · widest shaft point 12.0″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	Large Beowulf	XL Beowulf
Usable length	11.5″	13.0″
Total length	13.0″	14.5″
Widest girth	10.5″	12.0″
Narrowest girth	5.5″	6.5″
Tip girth	5.5″	6.5″
Mid girth	8.0″	9.0″
Base girth	8.7″	9.8″
Knot girth	10.5″	12.0″
Firmness options	soft–extra-firm	soft–extra-firm
Knot	yes	yes

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

Stepping up from the Large to the XL adds 1.5″ of girth: 10.5″ around becomes 12.0″.
That’s over an inch in one step. Owners who’ve worked up sizes generally suggest half an inch to an inch of girth at a time, so this is a jump rather than a nudge — the one to be careful with if the Large already sits near your limit.
The XL is the longer of the two: 11.5″ of usable length becomes 13.0″.
The knot goes 10.5″ → 12.0″ around. On a knotted sculpt that’s usually the number that decides it, not the shaft.
Both sizes come in the same firmness options (soft–extra-firm), so feel isn’t a variable here — only size is.
Between the two? There’s no rung between them in the sizes we track for this sculpt — so it’s the Large, or a different sculpt that lands in the gap.

See the Large Beowulf → See the XL Beowulf →

The other sizes of this sculpt

Same sculpt, the other steps in its size ladder — each one measured the same way.