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LG/XL vs XXXL Beefcake

Two rungs of the same ladder: Mr Hankey's Toys’s Beefcake in LG/XL and XXXL — drawn on top of each other to scale, so the step between them is something you can see rather than subtract.

LG/XL Beefcake by Mr Hankey's Toys

LG/XL Beefcake Mr Hankey's Toys

girth10.1″ usable 9.6″ feelsoft–extra-firm

XXXL Beefcake by Mr Hankey's Toys

XXXL Beefcake Mr Hankey's Toys

girth11.8″ usable 10.6″ feelsoft–extra-firm

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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LG/XL Beefcake9.6″ usable · widest shaft point 10.1″
XXXL Beefcake10.6″ usable · widest shaft point 11.8″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	LG/XL Beefcake	XXXL Beefcake
Usable length	9.6″	10.6″
Total length	11.6″	13.1″
Widest girth	10.1″	11.8″
Narrowest girth	7.1″	8.3″
Tip girth	7.1″	8.3″
Mid girth	10.1″	11.8″
Base girth	9.3″	10.9″
Firmness options	soft–extra-firm	soft–extra-firm
Knot	no	no

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

Stepping up from the LG/XL to the XXXL adds 1.7″ of girth: 10.1″ around becomes 11.8″.
That’s over an inch in one step. Owners who’ve worked up sizes generally suggest half an inch to an inch of girth at a time, so this is a jump rather than a nudge — the one to be careful with if the LG/XL already sits near your limit.
The XXXL is the longer of the two: 9.6″ of usable length becomes 10.6″.
Both sizes come in the same firmness options (soft–extra-firm), so feel isn’t a variable here — only size is.
Between the two? There’s no rung between them in the sizes we track for this sculpt — so it’s the LG/XL, or a different sculpt that lands in the gap.

See the LG/XL Beefcake → See the XXXL Beefcake →

The other sizes of this sculpt

Same sculpt, the other steps in its size ladder — each one measured the same way.

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