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Comparing Wandering Bard Toys’s Human Bard (Medium) with Mr Hankey's Toys’s The Perfect Penis (Medium) — to scale, from the makers’ published numbers.
Wider than the page here — scroll the chart sideways for the rest of the range. It's drawn at one fixed scale so every size stays directly comparable.
Wider than the page here — scroll the chart sideways for the rest of the range. It's drawn at one fixed scale so every size stays directly comparable.
| Human Bard | The Perfect Penis | |
|---|---|---|
| Usable length | 7.2″ | 8.0″ |
| Total length | 8.5″ | 11.0″ |
| Widest girth | 7.2″ | 7.0″ |
| Narrowest girth | 6.1″ | 6.3″ |
| Tip girth | 6.1″ | 6.3″ |
| Mid girth | 6.7″ | 7.0″ |
| Base girth | 7.2″ | 6.8″ |
| Firmness options | soft–medium | soft–extra-firm |
| Knot | no | no |
