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Name: Slaad
Brand: Pleasure Forge

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Direwolf Wandering Bard Toys

girth11.7″ usable 9.6″ feelultra-soft–soft

$230

Slaad Pleasure Forge

girth7.8″ usable 5.8″ feelsoft–firm

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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Direwolf · X-Large9.6″ usable · widest shaft point 11.7″
Slaad · Medium5.8″ usable · widest shaft point 7.8″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	Direwolf	Slaad
Usable length	9.6″	5.8″
Total length	11.7″	7.0″
Widest girth	11.7″	7.8″
Narrowest girth	5.9″	6.4″
Tip girth	5.9″	—
Mid girth	8.4″	—
Base girth	7.7″	—
Knot girth	11.7″	—
Firmness options	ultra-soft–soft	soft–firm
Knot	yes	yes

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

The Direwolf is the wider of the two (11.7″ vs 7.8″ around); reach for the Slaad if girth is where you’d rather stay conservative.
The Direwolf gives you noticeably more usable length (9.6″ vs 5.8″) — the one to pick if depth matters.
Across their firmness options the Direwolf tends to run softer, so it’ll feel more forgiving at the same measurements.

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The other sizes of this sculpt

Same sculpt, the other steps in its size ladder — each one measured the same way.