Goldilocks measures and compares adult toys. Everything here is written in plain words, and none of it is for under-18s.
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Two rungs of the same ladder: Bad Dragon’s Tucker the Equinine in Large and Extra Large — drawn on top of each other to scale, so the step between them is something you can see rather than subtract.
Wider than the page here — scroll the chart sideways for the rest of the range. It's drawn at one fixed scale so every size stays directly comparable.
Wider than the page here — scroll the chart sideways for the rest of the range. It's drawn at one fixed scale so every size stays directly comparable.
| Large Tucker the Equinine | Extra Large Tucker the Equinine | |
|---|---|---|
| Usable length | 9.4″ | 10.5″ |
| Total length | 11.2″ | 12.6″ |
| Widest girth | 10.5″ | 12.2″ |
| Narrowest girth | 7.3″ | 8.3″ |
| Head girth | 7.3″ | 8.3″ |
| Mid girth | 8.3″ | 9.6″ |
| Base girth | 13.7″ | 15.7″ |
| Knot girth | 10.5″ | 12.2″ |
| Firmness options | ultra-soft–medium | ultra-soft–medium |
| Knot | yes | yes |