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Name: Extra Large Haiku the River Dragon
Brand: Bad Dragon
Price: 210.00 USD
Availability: OutOfStock

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Large Haiku the River Dragon by Bad Dragon

Large Haiku the River Dragon Bad Dragon

girth8.4″ usable 11.3″ feelultra-soft–medium

$150

Extra Large Haiku the River Dragon by Bad Dragon

Extra Large Haiku the River Dragon Bad Dragon

girth11.3″ usable 13.7″ feelultra-soft–medium

$210

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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Large Haiku the River Dragon11.3″ usable · widest shaft point 8.4″ · base flare 18.7″
Extra Large Haiku the River Dragon13.7″ usable · widest shaft point 11.3″ · base flare 23.6″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	Large Haiku the River Dragon	Extra Large Haiku the River Dragon
Usable length	11.3″	13.7″
Total length	13.7″	17.2″
Widest girth	8.4″	11.3″
Narrowest girth	5.7″	7.5″
Head girth	5.7″	7.5″
Mid girth	8.4″	11.3″
Base girth	18.7″	23.6″
Firmness options	ultra-soft–medium	ultra-soft–medium
Knot	no	no

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

Stepping up from the Large to the Extra Large adds 2.9″ of girth: 8.4″ around becomes 11.3″.
That’s over an inch in one step. Owners who’ve worked up sizes generally suggest half an inch to an inch of girth at a time, so this is a jump rather than a nudge — the one to be careful with if the Large already sits near your limit.
The Extra Large is the longer of the two: 11.3″ of usable length becomes 13.7″.
Both sizes come in the same firmness options (ultra-soft–medium), so feel isn’t a variable here — only size is.
Between the two? There’s no rung between them in the sizes we track for this sculpt — so it’s the Large, or a different sculpt that lands in the gap.

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The other sizes of this sculpt

Same sculpt, the other steps in its size ladder — each one measured the same way.