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Name: Extra Large Crackers the Cockatrice
Brand: Bad Dragon
Price: 210.00 USD
Availability: OutOfStock

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Large Crackers the Cockatrice by Bad Dragon

Large Crackers the Cockatrice Bad Dragon

girth10.4″ usable 8.5″ feelultra-soft–medium

$150

Extra Large Crackers the Cockatrice by Bad Dragon

Extra Large Crackers the Cockatrice Bad Dragon

girth13.7″ usable 10.9″ feelultra-soft–medium

$210

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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Large Crackers the Cockatrice8.5″ usable · widest shaft point 10.4″ · base flare 19.8″
Extra Large Crackers the Cockatrice10.9″ usable · widest shaft point 13.7″ · base flare 25.9″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	Large Crackers the Cockatrice	Extra Large Crackers the Cockatrice
Usable length	8.5″	10.9″
Total length	11.0″	14.1″
Widest girth	10.4″	13.7″
Narrowest girth	9.3″	12.0″
Head girth	9.3″	12.0″
Mid girth	10.4″	13.7″
Base girth	19.8″	25.9″
Firmness options	ultra-soft–medium	ultra-soft–medium
Knot	no	no

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

Stepping up from the Large to the Extra Large adds 3.3″ of girth: 10.4″ around becomes 13.7″.
That’s over an inch in one step. Owners who’ve worked up sizes generally suggest half an inch to an inch of girth at a time, so this is a jump rather than a nudge — the one to be careful with if the Large already sits near your limit.
The Extra Large is the longer of the two: 8.5″ of usable length becomes 10.9″.
Both sizes come in the same firmness options (ultra-soft–medium), so feel isn’t a variable here — only size is.
Between the two? There’s no rung between them in the sizes we track for this sculpt — so it’s the Large, or a different sculpt that lands in the gap.

See the Large Crackers the Cockatrice → See the Extra Large Crackers the Cockatrice →

The other sizes of this sculpt

Same sculpt, the other steps in its size ladder — each one measured the same way.