Goldilocks measures and compares adult toys. Everything here is written in plain words, and none of it is for under-18s.
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Two rungs of the same ladder: Bad Dragon’s Andre the Mammoth in Medium and Large — drawn on top of each other to scale, so the step between them is something you can see rather than subtract.
Wider than the page here — scroll the chart sideways for the rest of the range. It's drawn at one fixed scale so every size stays directly comparable.
Wider than the page here — scroll the chart sideways for the rest of the range. It's drawn at one fixed scale so every size stays directly comparable.
| Medium Andre the Mammoth | Large Andre the Mammoth | |
|---|---|---|
| Usable length | 9.0″ | 11.0″ |
| Total length | 10.6″ | 13.2″ |
| Widest girth | 9.6″ | 11.4″ |
| Narrowest girth | 3.9″ | 5.0″ |
| Head girth | 3.9″ | 5.0″ |
| Mid girth | 9.6″ | 11.4″ |
| Base girth | 15.6″ | 18.5″ |
| Firmness options | ultra-soft–medium | ultra-soft–medium |
| Knot | no | no |